So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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