when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
try to milk me bitch
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