I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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