try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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