Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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