Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
