LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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