You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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