Nicole vs. Life
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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