...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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