you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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