there's paper in my vomit.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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