but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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