I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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