Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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