with your own penis?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
