whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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