Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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