Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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