That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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