He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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