I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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