fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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