Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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