Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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