I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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