Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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