Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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