And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I think people are normalizing furries
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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