Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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