Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Alive.
So much puke
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
