i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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