I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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