Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
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