morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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