your thong is hanging out like whoa
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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