I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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