More tranny stories later!
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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