I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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