the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
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