So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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