we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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