I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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