id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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