Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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