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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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