can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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