I think im going to throw up on grandma
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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