wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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