using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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