is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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